Inuyasha
Who Seeks The Shikon No Tama, a.k.a. Houjou, Inuyasha (Dr.)
Dog-Boy.
SnoT. Kikyou. Human? Purify! Smoochies! Sure. Naraku. Tricked. Village. SNoT.
Arrow. Bitch! Argh. Centipede. Kagome. Lubdup. Revive! Oops. Shattered. Crap.
Search. Companions. Human. Cried! Love. "Kikyou!" Wrong-o! Zombie.
Cliff. Splash. Alive! Uh-oh. Search. Find. Ha! Kenatsu! Whoops! Drop! Catch!
Snag! Oops. SnoT. Life? Kikyou. Kaboom. Kagome? Love you. Find you. Wait.
Sleep. Dead. Tears. Pyre. Buried. Tokyo. 1985. Four. Huh? Kagome? Where you
at? Houjou. Crazy? Nightmares: Inuyasha! Huh? Twang! Whiz! Thunk! Argh! Bitch!
How dare you! Tetsusaiga! Middle School. Kagome! High School. Waitaminnit!
Kagome? Osuwari! Smoochies! Edo, Shinto wedding, Chicago, Edo. Anthropologist,
right field, Star Wars, preggers, stalker, Toukijin? Uh-oh! (Can this be performed
to the Pokemon Rap? If we figure separate pix for Takahashi's Houjou-kun,
and my Koinu-kun, and the grown-up Houjou, it will at this writing take seven
pictures just to show what Inuyasha looks like.)
Houjou,
Kagome
OK, admit
it. Hasn't Kagome grown up nicely? Right now she's not at her best because
she's pregnant and nauseated and worried that the evil daemon sword Toukijin
is after her husband.
Cartman,
Pauline
Oh, that Pauline
Cartman! If you've ever worked for a university, you've met a Pauline.
De
Dannan, Auley
Paranormal
investigator for an agency called Hibernating Bats. Currently trying, without
success, to convince Dr. Inuyasha Houjou to tell his brother, Sesshoumaru,
that the great sword Toukijin has been stolen from Tokyo's Musashi Museum.
At the moment, Dr. Houjou won't even admit to being Inuyasha Who Seeks the
Shikon no Tama. If Auley succeeds, his agency will get $20,000 from
the museum's curator, the weird Mr. Jaken.
Weird-Looking
Guy Auley Meets Outside The Museum
A weird-looking
guy. Auley meets him outside the museum.
Higurashi,
Souta
Younger brother
of Kagome Houjou, Souta was a young boy during the year that his sister was
traveling back and forth from the Warring States era. During that year, he
was frequently assigned to entertain the often boisterous and unreasonable
Inuyasha while his frantic sister tried desperately to study for her high
school entrance exams.
Hanlon,
Mona
The prime
mover for the Hibernating Bats agency, Mona is a born eldest sister, even
though Auley is technically older.
